Just goofing around

On my second day home, September 1st 2012, some friends came over and took my dog for a walk. They took me for a shuffle around the block too, and then after they left, bored and loopy from pain medications and inspired by a comment a friend made about the surgical tape looking like a sinister smile, I drew eyes on my belly, took pictures, and texted them to various people I knew. Then I posted them to Facebook, because nothing's a better idea than sharing images of your traumatized mons pubis with your extended network.

 This one's a jumping spider: